Sword-fighting insults (idea)

How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot	How appropriate, you fight like a cow!	The Art Of Insulting - Chapter V - Intelligence Insults	The Secret of Monkey Island
How to beat the original Secret of Monkey Island	Orson Scott Card	How to get people to leave you alone	For those who wear glasses
The Curse of Monkey Island	playing swords	Escape from Monkey Island	The Princess Bride
How to sharpen a knife	Somewhere off the coast of Melee Island…	Kum Do	How to write poetry like a teenager
Monkey Island Insults	I'm rubber, you're glue	Jon Katz	English Martial Arts
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.	Tsunami Bomb	Goth Baiting