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by
Jurph
Wed Jul 18 2001 at 2:33:06
"I'm actually very tired up here, I'm sorry if there's a lack of energy, but
what it is
, is, this morning, like, I didn't have to be awake til
uh
eight, and the guy upstairs who lives upstairs above me--
five thirty
, his
alarm
goes off. And so he, uh, well--
Nevermind
, I'm not going to bore you with
the story of that guy
. So anyway, I was up, y'know,
two and a half hours before I should have been
, and so I just decided I was gonna write this song, and I've had this idea for a song, and--
About a month ago, I went to New Hampshire. And I don't know if any of you have ever been to New Hampshire, but um, when I -- it was not a place that I -- well,
nothing against the people from New Hampshire
, I didn't choose to go there, but when I got there I was like, "Hey, this is a kinda cool place. I like New Hampshire. And I'm glad I came!" ...and it just just touched me so much that I had to write a song about it, so, it's kinda serious, but I would like to do it for you tonight."
--audience banter from "
burnt
"
Well
the guy upstairs
won't let me play my
guitar
unless he's not at home or very far
away. But tonight when he gets home,
I'm gonna wait and listen 'til he's
all alone
and I'm gonna climb upstairs with my
gun
--
and I know that he's gonna try to run
And I'm gonna look him
right between the eyes
,
and blow a hole in his head the size
of
New Hampshire
.
Well I've been havin' a lot of trouble with my
colon
recently,
and it makes me just wanna
scream and shout
cause no matter how much I push or grit my teeth,
nothing ever seems to want to come out.
But I know that one of these nights,
I know I'm gonna win the fight,
but I'm not stupid enough to not realize
that
whatever comes out
is gonna be the size
of New Hampshire.
Well,
New Hampshire
is known as
the Granite State
,
and it's been part of our country since
1788
.
The people live there with the motto "
Live free or die
,"
and it's also the home of
Franklin Pierce
, that
President
guy,
Lake Winnepesaukee
is so damn pure!
Mount Washington
is so damn high!
Nine thousand, four hundred and three square miles...
That's roughly the size
of
New Hampshire
.
Thank you very much.
--
Throwing Toasters
Track 6 on "
burnt
" : 2000
Vermont
University of New Hampshire
sin tax
Stupid people
New England
US States without the death penalty
Portsmouth
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
Slang names for places in the Boston metro area
S-48
Live Free Or Die!
New Hampshire Quarter
5 Bucks!
Judd Gregg
Robert Frost
Hanover, New Hampshire
The Free State Project
US Highway 1
upside-down state
State Liquor Stores
The strength of the hills is in the people
United States state abbreviations