A more serious cousin of Britney Spears rocks your socks right off, this is a graffito that I am personally compelled to scrawl in bathrooms or on the underside of college desk/chair hybrids. Jeremy Parker is the main character of a short story I wrote in high school. The story did not specify whether he lived or died, and an argument ensued in my creative writing class; as the author, I wasn't allowed to take a stand, even though I had very strong feelings about it. Now that I'm no longer in the class, I'd like to state for the record: Jeremy Parker lives.

It means, roughly, that suicide is never an option, and that the glass is half full.