Return to esquilax (thing)
In [the Simpsons] episode 2F15 "Lisa's Wedding," the town of [Springfield] holds a [renaissance fair]. Police Chief [chief wiggum|Clancy Wiggum] runs "Friar Wiggum's Fantastical Beastorium"–a weird bestiary of amazing mythical [creature]s. The posters advertise such incredible [monster]s as the [griffin], [unicorn], [manticore] and other such delights, but the chief introduces us to only two: the two-headed [dog] that was born with only one head and the esquilax, described by Wiggum as "a horse with the head of a rabbit and ... the body of a rabbit."
The esquilax, while seemingly indistinguishable from a regular [rabbit], is a [mystical] beast–following an esquilax into the [woods] could lead a person to a creepy [fortune teller] who may foresee the [future].
There are no [hard-and-fast] rules for recognizing an esquilax. The clever beast appears to every test to be a regular old, run-of-the-mill [bunny] rabbit. It is possible that esquilaxes (esquilaces?) may be spotted by their cartoony appearance–looking suspiciously like [Matt Groening]'s [Life in Hell] bunnies, with that characteristic overbite. Still, it may be possible that the esquilax can look just like [3-D], non-cartoon rabbits when they are in our non-Simpson world.If you spot an odd-looking rabbit, you may have found the legendary esquilax. Follow that esquilax! You never know, adventure and prophecy may be just around the corner ...
"Why do you always draw bunnies?"—Will Groening, Matt Groening's son.