An obnoxiously fattening snack-type sandwich that is possibly the oddest combonation of foods I have ever witnessed. I presume it has been invented at Shore Regional High School, yet I can't be certain. I have never seen one of these anyplace else other than my school cafeteria.


Step 1:
Crumple up Doritos inside bag until assumed to be a crunched up mess. (not too crunched up, you dont want to end up with powder)

Step 2:
Halve bagel lengthwise.

Step 3:
Apply butter or cream cheese to both sides.

Step 4:
Place Doritos on top of one half, then top with remaining half and enjoy!