Come on, people, let's get behind this one! Why should we limit the noble goal of eliminating unnecessary people to just unborn children? Surely everyone can agree that too many of the people in the world are completely useless and utterly killable, right?
Well, let's expand the period when we can perform abortions from the first or second trimester all the way up to 99 years old! (Why 99 years? If they've been able to escape from me for that long, I figure they deserve a break)
Really, can you think of anyone who would disagree with the idea of legalizing abortions for everyone from conception on up?
I'm writing my Congressthing right now, and you should, too! No, not to encourage him to vote for this -- just to tell him he's on my list.
Yeah, sure, this is a total joke. No need to pay any attention to me. Soon you will all bow before my throne...