Slang term for a particularly
seductive facial expression. When you look at another person with
bedroom eyes, it's like you're saying, "Hey,
Big Dawg/
Kitty Kat, why don't you come over here so we can
make the beast with two backs?" Except, since you're saying it with your
eyes instead of that I'm-drunk-on-
tequila-and-ready-for-
sweet-lovin'-and-then-a-trip-to- the-
bathroom voice of yours, you are much
less likely to get
laughed at by your
Partner of Choice and much
more likely to get some of that
sweet lovin' you
crave.
A small number of people have
natural bedroom eyes--their bedroom eyes are "
on" all the time! They can be digging a
latrine,
burping, cutting their own hair, filing their
income tax, picking their nose, or even
chewing the skin off a baby, but when they look at you, all you can think is: "Dear Lord, my only
ambition in life is to
bump uglies with that
baby-eating maniac!"