"This week's advertised
special? Yeah, we've got that in
stock, but you
know -- well, I shouldn't even be telling you this, but it's really not a very good
product. Now this
model here is a lot more
reliable. It's a
quality piece of
equipment. It's more
expensive, but
you get what you pay for, right?"
Seriously
unethical. Seriously
illegal. If a
business tries this on you, threaten to call the
cops. You might get
free stuff. Then call the
cops anyway.