A large, fairly stupid bird, native to the Americas, but domesticated throughout most of the world. It makes good eatin' and is commonly devoured in large numbers during the American celebration of Thanksgiving. They are said to be so dumb that they must be taught how to eat as chicks and sometimes drown because they stare at the sky with their mouths open when it rains.

Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to his daughter, said he wanted to make it the national symbol of the United States. He said it was a "more respectable bird" than the bald eagle and was "a true original native of North America." He added, "He is besides, though a little vain and silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on." I like Franklin a lot, but I think he mighta been playing a bit too much in his pal George Washington's hemp crop...