"Hey, baby. Come here often? You've got
beautiful eyes. Care to join me on the
dance floor? Can I buy you some
termites? Just a couple, okay? You know, we could go back to my place -- I've got some
etchings I think you'd like to see. Have you noticed how
long and
prehensile my
nose is? I bet you've never had anyone with a nose as
big as mine. I can reach depths you've never
dreamed of with this
schnoz. You wouldn't believe how
deep I can get into the
mound --
termite mound, I mean. Come on, gimme some
sugar, baby. It's the best way to get the
ants out of your
pants..."
rootbeer277 sez: "Actually this is from Fritz the Cat. The full quote is: 'Ever made it with an aardvark before? It's a rare opportunity you know, we're scarce.'"