Quite by accident, I went defending the honor of famous actresses today...

Killed: mhwang's writeups in (deep breath) Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Ming-Na Wen, Tamyln Tomita, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Shannon Tweed, Marina Sirtis, Sharon Stone, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Rene Russo, Michelle Pfeiffer, Lucy Lawless, Gena Lee Nolin, Natasha Henstridge, Elizabeth Hurley, Jeri Ryan, Teri Hatcher, Kirstie Alley, Kim Basinger, Yasmine Bleeth, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Total content of each: "What a babe!" So's yer momma, but I'd write more about her, ya know?

In other Hollywood distaff news...

Killed: MonkeySpanker's writeup in Nicole Kidman. Total content: "Some chick. See scientology."

Killed: Sine's writeup in Rene Russo. Total content: "Great hair, at that."

Killed: jkovach's writeup in Elizabeth Hurley. Total content: "Another person with the same name has the job of grade-level administrator at Montgomery Blair High School." Thanks for sharing. Wish we cared. Wish you had some content.

Also, thanks to my Evil Nuking Button, Tamyln Tomita, Shannon Tweed, Nicole Kidman, Gena Lee Nolin, Elizabeth Hurley, and Kirstie Alley are all now nodeshells. Actual informational content would certainly be welcome...


Whew! All that hard work! I gots to go get me some rhubarb pie!