Killed: sane guy's writeup in heli-arc. Total content: "gotta go get some eggs... will be completed later." I hope you at least enjoyed the eggs.

Glared at: pzdev's linkless writeup in water. Decided to let it live because the writeup seemed fine.

Killed: superegg2000's writeup in water. Total content: "The white man hates H20 because he can't own it." Aside from being stupid, it's inaccurate: the white man likes water in his scotch, and the white man also owns water. So there.

Killed: sane guy's writeup in water. Total content: "wuter" if your in Jersey, or "eh, fuck you, water" if you are in NY." I might have left it if he'd only told us how they say "water" in Montana, Alaska, Guadalajara, Taiwan, the French Riviera, and South Africa. As it was, it was just woefully incomplete...