I recently joined an organization called the NAMD--the National Association of Medical Doctors--mainly because my old gig with the band--the EXPextorants--was not paying off. See, after I graduated from medical school, everything just got so crazy. No hospital would hire me after that rather conspicuous tryst with that whore in Texas Stadium. I'd never been called so many names in my life as they led me off to jail--communist, degenerate, creep, some stoned guy even called me a "pseudo-authoritarian". I was lucky the judge didn't think I was some psychotic like the rest of the country did--he just sentenced me to some community service social work down at the local IPO office. It was tough, but--hey, in retrospect, this story has nothing to do with the National Association of Medical Doctors. Sorry.