(idea) by Jargon Thu Jul 19 2001 at 13:42:42
Pentium = P = percent-S

peon n.

A person with no special (root or wheel) privileges on a computer system. "I can't create an account on foovax for you; I'm only a peon there."

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.

I like it!