I don't know why I broke JD Garner's spoon.

We were in the Kangaroo Station, when he pulled out a rusty old spoon and started poking me with it. It made no sense at all to me why he would be poking me with a spoon, but then, J never made much sense anyway, and that's part of the reason I like him so much.

I said "Why are ya... ya poking me with a spoon?"

He says, "Well, you're an idiot Ivix, and as such, you're inclined to do idiotic things."

Suddenly he starts looking at me with that weird hypnotic stare again, the same one that almost got me drowned...

I took his spoon and broke it on the floor, it was so rusty it shattered to several pieces. Then J, not surprisingly, pulled out his hand gun and shot me.

I remember Brian running from behind the counter and shouting "God Damn, J, you shot Ivix!"

J gave that disturbing laugh he's so good at, and then I woke up.