I am the biggest idiot all of you have never seen. I have a 56K Modem. Is that why I'm such an idiot? Oh no, not at all. It's what I decide to download with this slow modem is what makes me a complete moron.

I used to download many, many, many MP3's before. Like complete CD's which I have yet to listen to. That wasn't that bad. But as of yesterday, I decided that I needed to own every single one of The Simpsons episodes. So what do I do? I go to www.snpp.com and copy all the episode titles and start downloading them. Well, I already have some of them (courtesy of one of my friends from last year, and some that I downloaded by myself before).

There are two hundred and ninety-some episodes. I have almost one hundred episodes (eighty of which came from my friend which I mentioned above). That leaves about two hundred I need to download altogether. All of this with a 56K modem. It's enough to make me go insane.

I'm going to download some more episodes now. If I'm not back in five minutes, avenge my death.