My name is Maximilian.
I am a nice guy.
I try to give everyone the same amount of respect, even if they're jerks.
Sometimes, I think too much, and get confused.
Sometimes, I don't think enough, and I'm happy.
I'm an underachiever, but I won't admit it.
I'm good at a lot of things because I pay attention.
I know the meaning of life, once in a while.