Have you ever tried to go and fuck yourself?
Easier said than done
but now
from the makers of
go piss up a rope
why don't you kiss my sister's black cat's ass?
comes something so
an innovation so
this product
the purest product
of laboratory weapons-grade purity

you will have an answer when they ask
Hey boy, you got any fire?
Well, you're going to need it
you red-headed son of a bitch.