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Ninja Tricks
San Marcos High School
alcohol cures lycanthropy and babies, or at least it gives them fetal alcohol syndrome, like that pudgy kid who was in my PE class.
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Some bears are dirty, some bears are clean.
Some bears are feisty, and some bears are mean.
some bears eat berries, and some bears sex the machine.
I love all bears, unless they're both dirty and feisty, because then they are just a handful too many for me to deal with,
maybe if i was some kind of super king, i could love dirty, feisty bears, but i'm just a regular ugly teenager with acne,
so i say "man, i don't gots the time for you, uncle dirty feisty bear" and i just walk away becausei can't bear a bear who
is unclean and quick tempered or quarrelsome.