Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Everything
2
Things Bachelors Do (person)
See all of Things Bachelors Do
, there is 1 more in this node.
(
person
)
by
IWhoSawTheFace
Mon Dec 05 2005 at 17:49:16
Sniff the
milk
Eat
over the sink
Wash when the
sheets
stink
Check
messages
rarely
After opening the refrigerator door, wondering briefly what is in that
tupperware
container (it's been there forever) but not checking.
Buy
wrinklefree
clothing
Fall asleep while the
television
is on
Put money aside for a
large screen flat panel television
Get asked to help other people
move
in
. A lot.
Know the local
football
team’s standings, but not where
Iraq
is
Know the functions of all the buttons of the
remote control
, including the TRACKING button
Check
plants
every four weeks
Don’t get asked to watch other people’s
pets
when they’re traveling
Get asked to go to weddings. Get asked
not
to give
toasts
Ponder how to get past that
First Date
hurdle
Allow 15 minutes of apartment cleaning before you expect a visit from a
MOTOS
.
How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
My name is Legion, leave a message at the tone
How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
automaus reads its message inbox
first date
confirmed bachelor
Everything is sacred
Taking Down Large Larry
Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
onanism
Arrested Development
A Toast To The Unlikeliest Of Futures
What is best in life?
gender in Dutch
Drop Dead Fred
A Man's Salad
They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
Party Girl
Opts Galaxy Cafe
La Everythingaise
Bachelorhood