The Welsh Pot Debacle

The new Prank call / Social engineering, on Soulseek, A certain Mr. Ownership Unclear is on an indie rock chatroom spamming some nonsense while downloading, He sent me an annotated copy of the following:

Ownership unclear : any one got the new Jigga joint, wit the beep beeps and sh!t???
abelincon: my di*k is so small i could fu*k a cheerio (the small ones)
Ownership unclear: “hgfrtred: i have a small cock but thats good because after they have one go they don't want anouther and thus make room for the next in line” potential best quote ever!!
Trystan: anyone selling skunk that lives near north wales
Ownership unclear : yeaah
Ownership unclear : hhhaa
Ownership unclear : I live on longley blvd
Ownership unclear : imagine that
Ownership unclear : I only deal in pounds
Ownership unclear : where you live Trystan?

Now he pm’s me:


Trystan:(18:49) where u live
Ownership unclear: Hammerstead park
Ownership unclear: you?
Trystan:(18:50) wheres that?
Ownership unclear: Just block down from Langley
Trystan :(18:50) what!!
Ownership unclear: near the turnabout
Trystan :(18:50) wheres that
Ownership unclear: north wales mate
Ownership unclear: you?
Trystan :(18:51) u sure
Trystan :(18:51) !!!
Ownership unclear: hahaha
Trystan :(18:51) which county
Trystan :(18:51) i live in denbighshire
Ownership unclear: imagine finding anothe welsman lookin for reefer on the web haha
Ownership unclear: welsh
Ownership unclear: man
Ownership unclear: haha
Trystan :(18:51) yeh man u being serious
Ownership unclear: I'm so high my typing is bolocks
Trystan :(18:51) which county u in
Ownership unclear: yeah come down to Hammerstead park, take the dollycar
Trystan :(18:52) im pretty high but i just finished all my skunk
Ownership unclear: haha
Trystan :(18:52) where bouts in north wales is it?
Ownership unclear: I have skunk that will blow your mind
Ownership unclear: you know the courtney turnabout?
Trystan :(18:53) what do u sell and for how much

*at this point I've logged into the North Wales tourism webisite to get a location name that is legit*


Ownership unclear: just south of Holyhead
Trystan :(18:54) oh sweet now ur making sence
Trystan :(18:54) sense
Ownership unclear: hehe
Trystan :(18:54) i know holyhead
Trystan :(18:54) quite a distance from me though
Ownership unclear: Where you at mate?
Trystan :(18:54) near denbigh
Ownership unclear: oi
Ownership unclear: my best mates from Denbigh
Trystan :(18:54) near denbigh
Ownership unclear: You know Chris Rose

*the chief of police for North Wales*


Ownership unclear: ?
Ownership unclear: haha probably not
Trystan :(18:55) no how old is he?
Trystan :(18:55) what so u ever in denbigh?
Ownership unclear: yeah we punt down for a weekender with the missus
Ownership unclear: seen that dj there
Ownership unclear: oi whatwas his name
Ownership unclear: let me ask the missus
Trystan :(18:56) lol i dunno mate
Trystan :(18:56) u grow it or summit then?
Ownership unclear: hehehe we was quite buttered that weeker
Ownership unclear: I grows a lil personal something, keep the thumb green innit
Ownership unclear: but for moving purposes I have a connection who works on the stena line

*A shipping line that sails from dublin to north wales*


Ownership unclear: get that emerald isle skunk innit
Trystan :(18:58) oh nice
Trystan :(18:58) so do u actually sell the stuff
Ownership unclear: But Denigh via Holyhead is quite a step
Trystan :(18:58) this is very true
Trystan :(18:58) u ever in bangor
Ownership unclear: yeah I sells it, puttin cups in the cupboard eh?
Ownership unclear: I bangor and mash I always say hehe eh mate, the missus dun gets tired of that sausage
Ownership unclear: Yeh got an uncle near Bangor
Trystan :(18:59) nice, cos im nearly always in colwyn bay and bangor is pretty close u
Ownership unclear: craziest mate I gots
Trystan :(18:59) man u sound so high
Ownership unclear: eats the glass of broken pints
Trystan :(19:00) sounds mental, wud i ever be able to pick up from there u reakon?
Ownership unclear: yeah if you gave me a buzz in time mate
Ownership unclear: I normally go down quarter of the month, see uncle brice
Trystan :(19:01) how often u down ther
Trystan :(19:01) there
Trystan :(19:02) oh rite sorry, do u only sell in ounces or u sell in 1/4s and stuff as well
Ownership unclear: I'm just getting ready for a walker in Snowdon
Trystan :(19:02) for a what?
Ownership unclear: quite a hiking enthusiast me and the missus

*Snowdon is a mountain in an area known as...*


Ownership unclear: hehe
Trystan :(19:02) yea hehe
Ownership unclear: pretty potatoes here mate
Ownership unclear: mashed up haha
Ownership unclear: umm I work more in ounce and larger, but for a mate and a lager I always say, could work out something
Ownership unclear: You been down by the Llyn Peninsula mate?

*... the Llyn Peninsula celebrated for it's popular mountains.*


Trystan :(19:04) ah sweet well all my friends usually buy alot as well so if i was to buy wud probably be round an ounce or half ounce
Trystan :(19:04) how much u sell an ounce for
Ownership unclear: haha I cross that river when the paddle is carved if you follow my drifty tristy hehe

*I have no clue what pot costs there, let alone what form of currency the Welsh use... prolly the euro but I'm not sure*


Ownership unclear: wot they selling ounces for round Denbigh?
Trystan :(19:06) Drifty...?
Ownership unclear: Oi
Ownership unclear: Missus is getting upsets, must rake the coals if you follow me hehe
Ownership unclear: Lemme give ya my mobile
Trystan :(19:07) ah rite
Trystan :(19:08) about 120

*Wales — Currency: Pound Sterling (£) (GBP)*


Trystan :(19:08) how much u sell for
Ownership unclear: 120!
Ownership unclear: oi
Ownership unclear: not bad
Ownership unclear: good skunk is it?
Trystan :(19:09) sok, last time i managed to buy skunk in denbigh though was long time ago, i go to chester now and it costs me 140
Trystan :(19:09) but i used to be able to get an ounce for 80-100
Trystan :(19:10) my numbers 078__4____4, if ur ever around just give me a bell or summit wud be sweet

*I should really call this dude next time I'm at a house party*


Ownership unclear: I sell you for 110-115, depends on the week innit, but I cant be making personal trips, you call me mobile and I'll let you know when me and the missus is takin the old canterbury tale innit haha
Ownership unclear: prolly in the next fortnight
Trystan :(19:10) yeh yeh sure ill meet u, i knows what ur saying
Trystan :(19:10) sounds sweet
Ownership unclear: 08705 42 11 70

*the number for the afformentionned Chris Rose*


Ownership unclear: fix up
Ownership unclear: look sharp innit
Ownership unclear: hehe
Trystan :(19:11) oh rite nice, whats ur name
Ownership unclear: just ask for Andrew
Trystan :(19:11) rite chees
Ownership unclear: Amen Andrews...
Ownership unclear: cheers it is
Trystan :(19:12) if im desperate i wud probably end up driving up
Ownership unclear: all the best to all area crew... RESPECT
Trystan :(19:12) yeh nice
Ownership unclear: nice up
Trystan :(19:12) yeh nice cheers, cya
Ownership unclear: Trystan, its all love innit
Ownership unclear: peace









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