The Love at First Sight, Meet a Girl at Burger King, song.
We first met at Burger King, she was my beauty Queen,
We shared some Freedom Fries, cause nobody ever liked the French.
I knew she liked Modest Mouse when I spilled rootbeer on her favorite T-shirt,
But she didn’t care, whispering in my ear “That’s one more reason I should take this off.”
Chorus:
We moved as fast as fast food, making messes we didn’t care to clean up,
I called her pretty names and she said dirty things,
She licked my finger like a Rockstar,
It was love at first bite.
We didn’t have any money but Jesus feeds the poor with the dollar menu,
I took her to the playground where she could be my princess on a sand castle,
Where she could be my lover on a swing set,
Where we could play the night away.
Chorus:
We moved as fast as fast food, making messes we didn’t care to clean up,
I called her pretty names and she said dirty things,
She licked my finger like a Rockstar,
It was love at first bite.
Her hair was as soft as one an two,
I made her purrr like three and four,
She made me bark like five an six,
That’s how many kids she gave to me, until I got the fix.
Chorus:
We moved as fast as fast food, making messes we didn’t care to clean up,
I called her pretty names and she said dirty things,
She licked my finger like a Rockstar,
It was love at first bite.