Camera moves through forest
We at Putrid Deoderants use only the finest rotting salmon carcass
es in our new roll-on
Camera begins moving down a stream with dead salmon lining the banks and sea gulls scattering as it approaches.
We don't harvest
them untill at least 75% of the flesh is eaten by scavenger
zoom in on a pinkish object with bits of red skin showing then fade to a picure of happy looking people wandering around and laughing.
AfterSpawn, one wiff
and you will never smell