in Bored of the Rings
by the Harvard Lampoon
. The son of Groin
, Dwarf-Lord of Geritol
, and Royal Inspector
of Meats, he was nominated by the elf Legolam
to go on the terribly dangerous quest
to throw away the magic dingus
. Gimlet nominated Legolam.
It was his ancestor Fergus Fewmet who built the fabled Nikon-zoom, the Black Pit. When the expedition left the enchanted forest of Lornadoon, the elf-queen Lavalier gave him a parting gift of a subscription to Elf Life. Legolam and Gimlet agreed on few things, but one of them was that Stomper the Ranger was a flake.
His catchphrase was "Bets?" when someone said something he doubted.