The dwarf in Bored of the Rings by the Harvard Lampoon. The son of Groin, Dwarf-Lord of Geritol, and Royal Inspector of Meats, he was nominated by the elf Legolam to go on the terribly dangerous quest to throw away the magic dingus. Gimlet nominated Legolam.

It was his ancestor Fergus Fewmet who built the fabled Nikon-zoom, the Black Pit. When the expedition left the enchanted forest of Lornadoon, the elf-queen Lavalier gave him a parting gift of a subscription to Elf Life. Legolam and Gimlet agreed on few things, but one of them was that Stomper the Ranger was a flake.

His catchphrase was "Bets?" when someone said something he doubted.