As one who has lived in both Eastern and Western Washington, I can say I much prefer the western half (much, much better Thai food). While the western half of Washington sends liberal, forward-thinking people to congress, the eastern half seems bent on returning the United States to the 19th century. Eastern Washington was so determined to send a republican to congress, they even decided to unseat the Speaker of the House in favor of a freshman republican.

For a number of years many Washingtonians have wanted to combine North Idaho, Eastern Washington, and Western Montana into a new state called Columbia. However, no one really wants to be associated with the North Idaho's white supremacists, so don't start planning a 51 star flag anytime soon. Plus, it's a hassle to get a new driver's license when you move to Seattle after graduation.

On the bright side, Eastern Washington doesn't have all that many Starbucks, thank god. Or earthquakes...