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The Venusian Kazoo: The Art of Buzzing the Clitoris with Your Lips to Give Her a Mind-Blowing Orgasm
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Briefly (and I intend to add more later) I’m a 54 year old guy from the midwest trying to get published. I’ve got a beautiful wife and two grown kids, a son 28 and a daughter 23 who’s finishing college. From a hippie youth to punk slam-dancer to college grad to parent and now empty nester, I know everything and nothing. I’ve got absolutely no business being arrogant but sometimes, in spite of my best efforts, I come off that way. If I ever get your hackles up I didn’t mean to and I apologize. I'm just trying to find some truth!