7.
Can you survive a ten story fall, an anvil to the head, large explosions, sharks, or many other perilous evils? Many an
idiot has lost his life thinking he was a
cartoon character. IF YOU ARE NOT SURE that you are a cartoon charater do not do any of the following:
-Swallow cakes with sticks of
dynamite in them
-Play a xylophone set up by
Bugs Bunny
-Stand anywhere near a
construction site
-Stand near live
electrical wire
-Drink from any bottle with a
skull and cross bones
-Run across heavy traffic and get flattened
-No matter HOW
delicious he may look,
*DO NOT*
chase a roadrunner into a train tunnel
-Go swimming. Period.
-Enter the nifty looking haunted house.
-Play with fire as though it were a baseball.