O Lord my Savior and my Master, I, Thine unprofitable servant, with fear and trembling give thanks unto Thy loving goodness for all Thy
breasts which Thou hast placed so abundantly before me, Thy
servant. I fall down in
adoration before Thee and Thy
breasts and offer Thee, O god, my praises for this MAGNIFICANT creation; with fervor I cry to Thee: O God, deliver me
henceforth from all adversities and mercifully fulfill in me such of my desires for thine
beautifully round creation as may be expedient for me. Hear me, I entreat Thee, and have
mercy, for Thou art the Hope of all the ends of the
earth, and unto Thee, with the
Father, and the
Holy Spirit, be ascribed glory, now and ever, and unto ages of ages.
~Tony Toepfer~
Parody of one of many Catholic Prayers of Thanksgiving