Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas (idea)

I personally am offended at your taking offense at my offending you by wishing you a merry Christmas. I'm also offended by MoJoe's sweeping generalisations about Jews, and the other sweeping generalizations about Christians. The following things also offend me:

• The use of Xmas
• The use of Christmas in a greeting
• The constant reminder about starving kids in Africa
• The flippant use of the word 'fascist'
• Closed-minded people
• The commercialization of a religious holiday
• The introduction of religion into a commercial holiday
• Open-minded people taking offense that I'm not open-minded enough
• The proliferation of harrassment suits.
• Harrassment

...and hordes of other things I'm too offended by to add to this write-up. I would like to suggest that we therefore remove all offensive material, especially those things that offend me. What's that? Great, now I'm offended that you're offended by things I'm not offended by. Fine, let's remove all offensive writings, sayings, speech, and anything else you can think of. Create a node, we'll draw up a whole big list...