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Tue Mar 6 2001 at 19:41:22 (22.6 years ago )
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I seek the Holy Grail.
Interrogation with herring
The Black Chamber
"Don't trust gods that wear top hats and grin all the time." 'Is it? That's a silly motto' - Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett
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I am a master of the sacred art of Suicide Ninjutsu. Come to me and I shall teach you how to die in very artistic ways, but not be seen doing it. Like the ever special "Being hit by a tree in a forest with no one around to hear it" move. Or the popular "Bribe a mime to beat you to death" secret technique. Yes, only $500 will get you to my level of self-killing proficiency.