Naming your dog "password" has other advantages:

  • If your dog runs away, you can wander around the neighborhood saying "I've lost my Password... has anybody seen it?"
  • If your dog pisses on your rug or chews your furniture or something Bad, and you're talking to a friend later on, you can randomly say "I hate my password!" When they try to take a reasonable approach and say "Why don't you just change it?", call them an inhumane monster!
  • You can begin stories by saying "This morning, I was playing with my password, and you'll never believe what happened!" (or something along those lines). Sure, people will catch on eventually, but it'll sound pretty crazy at first.