Q: What is it when you kiss someone who isn't your girlfriend?
A: Cheating.

But what if doesn't mean anything. This was the Skee-Ball of kisses. Inconsequential, breezy and brimming with "What-if's". It's not that I don't love her, its just that I am a young dude. 20, just around the corner, seems too young to be this involved. But what, then: "Of course I love you. Just stand in the corner for five years while I fuck around on you. THX SO MUCH."

It wasn't the kissee, its everything that came with it. Before you're birthed, someone should warn you about things like this.