Glory flows through my body on this great day of remembrance. I arose next to the body of my fresh girlfriend, then ingested warm flowing black goodness. After my trusty steed and I demolished asphalt on the highway, I was inspired to create new music. The cause for this being that I witnessed something that could have ended in horrible tragedy, but was averted.

A maniacal truck driver nearly killed some hapless bastard by quickly trying to occupy the same space. Bad things would have happened, but the Jeep pulled a high class manuever by flying on the shoulder. A spectaclular near-hit was the highlight of my young day.

Glory to the builders.