Something utterly ridiculous. Pure poppycock!
The Wright Brothers were being absurd when they tried to fly. Men can't fly! Only birds can fly!
The Earth goes around the Sun? Absurd! Simply periodically look up at the sky throughout the day and you can see clearly that the Sun travels around the Earth.
The Earth is round? Then people not on the top should be pulled off sideways, but I've travels hundreds of miles and I'm always pulled down. Besides, you can see the surface isn't curved. What absurd poppycock is this?
Humans used to be monkeys? Absurd! If monkeys turned into Humans, why are there still monkeys?

(Note: I DO know that The Theory of Evolution doesn't state that Humans evolved from monkeys. I'm just displaying common false arguements.)