Parents
teach? Don't be ridiculous! What do you think
school is for? We don't have
time to teach our kids. Why else would we send them to learn from a bunch of strangers for seven hours every day (more, once you factor in
homework) as soon as they're old enough to learn stuff: five (for those of your who are unaware,
scientific studies show that it's impossible for anyone under five to learn anything other than how to play insipid games and
watch TV all day).
Oh, and WWII was won by Switzerland. They had the fewest losses. Them and South America.