Hemos is at a
conference.
nate is in
Hemos' house.
nate lights
candle. Tosses
match in
trashcan.
nate sleeps.
Trashcan burns.
nate wakes up. House burns.
nate gets
firefighters.
Firefighters fight
fire. Fire loses.
Sun rises.
nate calls
Hemos.
"Hi Hemos. It's nate. I burnt your house down last night."
"Aw, man!
Again?"
"Sorry. I'll be more careful next time. But you really shouldn't keep flamable items in your trashcan. So you see,
it's really all your fault."
Hemos tells
Chris what happened.
"A fire! Quick put it in here!"
Chris throws
Hemos'
cell phone in bucket of water.
This story is completely made up other than what's from "Nate Burned his house down' and the Slashdot story "Hemos is Homeless" (99/10/16).