At The Pearly Gates:

Well, Mr. God, Sir, I'm sorry I didn't believe in you back when I was alive. But I believe in you now. So I'm forgiven for my past sins, right?

Are You Truly Sorry?

Well, no, not really. I'm damn proud that I only believed in what was logical and rational. I was wrong, but I was wrong because I thought. The people who were right were right because they didn't. I'm proud that I wasn't an idiot. If I have to be truly sorry that I was smart in order to get into Heaven then I'll just go to Hell I won't sell out to anyone, even God. Even for eternal bliss.

"I consider it a compliment rather than an insult to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where so many ignorant men claim to be sure." -- Clarence Darrow

Live in virtue, no desire.
Heaven must be Hell in the sky.