I've been having the following strange dream for the past few weeks. I'm walking down the hall in my old high school and everyone is wearing bathrobes. A bathrobe is high style in my dream, and I'm the only one not wearing one. For some reason, I am clad in the Abercrombie garb, and my crotch itches. I make my way to my locker, spin the dial to the proper digits and open it. End of dream.