Yossarian's School of Badassary (thing)

Course Listings:

• Pimp Slappin
  • The backhand
  • The forehand
  • The cross
  • Advanced techniques and combos
• Pimp Jivin
  • Talkin smack
  • Frontin
  • Dissin
  • Rhymin
  • Smooth talkin the ladies
• Pimp Cuttin
  • The Switchblade
  • The Butterfly Knife
  • The Swiss army (only suburban Pimps may enroll in this course)
• Pimp Drivin
  • Low Riders
  • The Gangsta lean
  • Rims
  • Interior decoration and sounds systems
• Pimp Dressin
  • Gold Teeth
  • Selecting the proper cane
  • Fur coats
  • Fedora maintenance

All potential students must take an oral examination to prove their worthiness. They must memorize the departmental motto:

"My bitch better have my money"
My bitch better have my money,
through rain, sleet, or snow.
My hoe better have my money.
Not half, not some, but
all my cash.
Because if she don't
I'm going to put my foot
dead in her ass.

In addition, we are accepting applications for other Professors. Please /msg GFG for more information

My Bitch Better Have My Money" taken from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka