Campaign Manager: QXZ
Champagne Manager: witchiepoo
Liquor Cabinet / Monkey Wrangler: Roninspoon
Minister of the Long, Hard Look: thefez
Chancellor of Beaky Death: Imprecation
Intern: Mollusca Squidinsky
Minister of Perversity: Chiisuta
Supporters: Byzantine, donfreenut, NatchLucid (w. revolutionary army), Chris-O (and Brooklyn Injection Gneiss), jethro bodine (he can weld), Excalibre, Thuper Ranger, Anml4ixoye, bishopred1, Frankie (non-citizen status immaterial to Imperium), ac_hyper, briglass, LaylaLeigh, yclept (merchandiser in extraordinary)
To Be Crunched in Beaky Mandibles: candidate lawnjart (Anti-Sun Party), Laura Elizabeth (for suggesting the Libertarian party as an anti-Squid vote)
Write to: email@example.com
NEWS: As of Thursday, September 26, 2002, Knife Fight Monkey has been selected as GIANT SQUID's running mate.
As of Tuesday, October 1, 2002, official campaign merchandise can be purchased at http://www.cafepress.com/Squidmonkey. Proceeds go to E2, and kudos go to Roninspoon and his designs.
As of April 1, 2003 Giant Squid Party Platform published. Party Convention still TBA. Knife Fight Monkey suggests Baghdad as the most appropriate location.
Jan. 2004 - The ever-tasty yclept supports this campaign by making propaganda scarves. Please attempt to acquire one. Fight bloodily.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PRESS
Chatterbox Topic, server time Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 18:45:56 -
GIANT SQUID is lacking in the interesting department.
Chris-O says so how does it feel to have a meme spiral completely out of your hands?