Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't (thing)

I must admit that I'm a bit flabbergasted by the above. I mean "Fornication between Consenting Adults"? I've been recording and performing for years now, and I've never heard those. Well, I do know some of those are real, and so are these:

• Tom-tom
• Floor tom (a tom-tom on the floor)
• Ride
• Brushes
• Stick Bag
• Roll
• Lay back (done that)
• On top of the beat (done that)
• Behind the beat (done that)
• Poly-rhythmic (done that)
• Guaguanco (South American rhythm) (done that)
• Trading Fours (done that)
• Trading Eights (done that)
• Funking it up (done that)