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Tue May 28 2002 at 16:23:03
Did you hear about the latest
birth control pill for men
It changes your
You have a
? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of a
, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
and goes to
. He keeps on seeing this person walking around wearing a
. So he asks the nearest
who that is.
replies: "Oh that. That's
. He thinks he's a doctor."
This woman goes to her
. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his
. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my
The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be
careful not to hurt each other
, aren't we?"
This guy goes to the doctor for a
, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with
a grave look on his face
Doctor: Well, I have some
really bad news
Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have
only 6 months to live
Guy: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have
. I was afraid I had cancer!
and they decided that they wanted to have
. So after trying for a while with no success, he went to see the
, pretty discouraged. The urologist said not to get discouraged and that they could run some tests. "Take this specimen jar into the bathroom and leave me a
to test," the doctor said.
The old man closed the door, and about an hour and a half later, still had not come out. The doctor came by and asked, "
Are you alright?
"No" the old man said. "
This just isn't going to work
." He dejectedly explained, "There's no hope for me, I've worn out my
, I've worn out my
, I've run
over it, and I've run
over it. I've even
ed it on the
edge of the sink
. But no way can I get the top off this
, a 70-year old woman, went to the doctor. "Doctor," she said, I have a terrible problem! I
constantly. Fortunately, they are
silent and have no smell
, but it's annoying me terribly." The doctor examines her for several minutes, and tells her, "Here, take these
and come back this time next week."
The following week, she returns and
marches into the doctor's office. "Doctor, what have you done? I'm farting just as much, but now they
"Now, now, Mrs. Stetner," the doctor replied, "we've cured your
, now we have to work on your
I like it!
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