I am riding along a shady street on a little girl's bicycle. It has a banana seat and streamers coming out of the handle grips. I am feeling supremely happy. I come to an intersection and a man approaches me.

"You dropped this back there", he says as he holds out his closed fist to me.

"What is it?", I ask.

"Your belly-button."

"How do you know its mine?"

"Everyone knows its yours."

So I lift up my shirt and look at my stomach. My belly-button IS missing. I take it from the man and push it back into my tummy. As soon as I do this, the man's eyes turn into headlights. They blink on and off at me. He starts to walk away but runs smack into a tree.

I ride off to see if I can find his eyes since he found my navel for me.