A Romanian car company. They are based on the French Renault and are notoriously weak, small cars. Since Dacia spent most of its lifetime under a communist regime, there have been very few improvements to the car over the years.

I understand that during the 70s or the 80s, the Chinesebought 100 Dacias from Romania. The deal was that they would start heavy trading with another communist country. One of the tests was taking all the doors off, putting them into a pile and then putting them back. Wouldn't you know it, none of the doors fit back on?

Q: What do you call a Dacia on top of a hill?
A: A miracle

Q: What do you call two Dacias on top of a hill?
A: Science Fiction.

Q: What do you call three Dacias on top of a hill?
A: A stupid place to put a factory

Q: What's the maximum accelaration of a Dacia?
A: 9.8 meters per second squared.

Q: How do you find parts for a Dacia?
A: Follow another one

Q: Why does the Dacia have 4 pedals?
A: One is the clutch. One is the brake. One is the gas. One is for inflating the air bag.

Q: What's the difference between a Dacia and a Jehova's Witness?
A: You can close the door on a Jehova's Witness

A Dacia is good, a car is even better!