Jeff K rules! He's truly a magnificent icon in today's world. Jeff K utilizes a fascinating mode of grammar
. The funny part is that the folks who write in are just as bad!
I'm including a small piece of one of his AskJeff columns because it sums up the whole Jeff K thing in one fell swoop. I copied it as is. And just added some HTML stuff.
Subject: Uh, you really suck... fag
You keep calling your visitors fagged, you either ARE a fag or are obsessed with them, and who the fuck is gunna want you to write a review for them! You cant even spell "you", you cant even spell. You should delete your spastic page, its not worth the efort. BTW You overate yourself too much you fucin up yourself fag snob
yuo make very good points because you obviousely are a colege graduate or a smarty man! HELLO SMARTY MAN, PLEAS WRITE INTO MY SITE WITH YOUR SMARTY WORDS AND MAKE ME HAPPY AGAIN. YUO CAN SHUT UP NOW, HAHA STOOPID. IF I EVER FIGARE OUT HOW TO GET IRQ INSTALLED, I WILL PINGNUKE YUO. HOW DO YOU LIKES THEM APPLes, JERKFACE???
excerpted from: http://www.somethingawful.com/askjeffk/askjeff-03-04-2000.htm