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Sat Nov 11 2000 at 2:22:35
The Book of Evil Catullus
1. Evil Catullus was bade go forth and
into the depths of the nodegel.
went forth before the nodegel and trembled.
3. Evil Catullus
, for it was empty and fell not on fertile ground.
4. Evil Catullus looked upon the works of
who hath not returned to the realm of Everything and
for it spake only "sugar and spice and everyting nice" and was a sounded babble. Also upon the works of
and fury rose up in Evil Catullus and he
Qwijm which bespake "A substance that isn't a substance and doesn't exist and doesn't not exist. Qwijm is everywhere and nowhere. Qwijm is always and never. Being called Qwijm can either be the ultimate insult, or the ultimate compliment. Qwijm is worth everything, and worth nothing."
5. Evil Catullus frowned upon
but passed over his nodes without slaying more.
6. And in the realm of everything death came unto
, for it was one
and did not
who Madonna was and was wounded by 7 who downvoted.
7. And Evil Catullus looked upon
if you were the plot of a play, what plot would you be?
and it was hateful to him. And he took up arms and slew writeups by
for they answered haughtily in short sentences and did not explain themselves. They spoke only the names of the
and added nothing, leaving confusion and anger in their wake.
8. And this was the first day of the works of Evil Catullus, whereafter he rested and offered
and added praise to their names.
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