EruditeMonkey

Things I can see around my room:
This PC (no, this one)
Two more PCs (in pieces)
HR Giger Picture
Several Bookcases
TIE Fighter
Schwa Sticker (says 'Life is more fun if you DON'T TALK'
Replica Napoleonic double-barreled flintlock pistol
A 1933 encyclopedia, showing picture of a robot called "Alpha" (which apparently answers questions and weighs half a ton)
A Psion 5 which remembers everthing for me. If it breaks I may not be able to get home.
Various contraptions made from Lego Mindstorms, none of which currently work.
A large metal spider
Top 10 by Alan Moore
Paranoia (the role-play game)
Half a cup of milky earl-grey tea.
A large sword made from foam and latex
A bunch of coaster from a pub crawl I did once
A pile of new scientists