back to mine (idea)

You'll get all of these responses and more when, at the end of that wild night in the club, you gather together your motley crew of friends, lovers, freaks and wierdos and whisper the magic words: EVERYONE BACK TO MINE.

How to prepare for a back to mine scenario:

• Get a few mates round.
• Share a beverage or two (lager or martinis are appropriate), plus a couple of refreshing lines. Discuss your latest "banging" musical purchases.
• Put on your most attractive pimp gear.
• Take a cab to the club and join the queue. Try to look sober but fun-loving.
• Enter the establishment and proceed to get absolutely off your tits for several hours. Take drink. Take drugs. Take the blow dryers from the toilets. Take yourself off to a magical party-party world of wibbly-wonder wonder. Talk to anyone and anything. Have it large.
• At some point between 5 and 9 a.m., you will be ready to utter the immortal words. Dredge your friends off the dancefloor, grab the randoms you have accumulated over the course of the evening. Then say it.