---Courtesy of a post on iVillage message boards by user katrinajean.---
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
of course", says the man proudly.
The wife responds wryely, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came
second for a change!".