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I AM NOT INSANE! or maybe I am. I have absolutely no idea. It seems like fun though. I am not me. But I am. I is being a man of many, many contradictions. I think. I also may not exist. Of couse I have an equal chance of being the center of the entire universe. I am unconcious while I am awake, and very aware as I' asleep. wait. no I'm not. you all need to get a better life. you suck ass. I also hate you. don't feel bad though. I hate a lot of people. you are most likely one of them. I hope. maybe you aren't. but that makes you different, so I hate you. I sometimes think that I am just in a dream state, and that things seem to pop up, like twisted memories that don't exist. this entire thing could be a work of my imagination. maybe someone else wrote it, and I'm just now finding it in my head. If you know, I hate you. because you didn't tell me. or maybe you did, and I don't remember. I often contemplate whether I actually can think, or if i'm just some idiot. I seem smart, at least that's what i'm told. I don't think I'm smart, i just read a lot, but it's all sci-fi, horror, or fantasy. that's why I might be messed up. I hate other people most of the time, they make me ill. their behavior is so alien to my mind that I sometimes think that maybe i'm the only sane person in the world. but since sanity is relative, maybe that would make me the only INsane person in the world, don't you love the philosophy, that gives no actual answers, just raises more questions. that is why I long ago decided, I won't contemplate those questions. I do however, use them to screw up the minds of others. I think. I can't see their minds, so I have no clue. You're still reading this? Are you mentally challenged? Do you have NOTHING better to do? seriously, read a book, watch some TV, play a game of some sort. or, my personal favorite, DIE. Rid the world of the plague that is you. seriously. I reccomend a gun, because most other things can backfire really easily. but, once again, make it interesting. make it something that people, (at least the ones as twisted/retarded/tired as me) will enjoy. and tape it, so that family members can properly mourn, and get grossed out and sad, every time that they try to find a blank tape and realize, Oh my god, it's that suicide tape. hehe, that would be interesting. Am I a freak? tell me. If you actually made it this far that is. IF you actually read all of this, feel proud. you are worthy of a Darwin Award, and I hope that you get it. good luck.* &**

*-So you all know, this was written a long while ago while under the influence of much caffiene, hunger, various other things, and lack of sleep, I think. I also kind of forgot when that was, or any part of me writing it. I think. I could very well have blacked it out from sheer horror.

**-I again have re-read my work of art which would give Freud about 12 minutes worth of contemplation. I apologize, as previously stated, it is very possible that I am insane, why would you subject yourself to the torment that is my madness. You're even reading these Post scripts. What a dick you must be.

Oh Barbie you all american fuck

How we love you and your perfect look


Remember, Kids:

When you give to charity, you're giving in to communism


Where Peoples Are Fed,

They Will Fuck


Arson, Assault

Mischief, Misinformation


Information, Incorporation

Fecundity, Incoherence


Let Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot,

And Terror Brought To Mind


From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was

convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"


The more things change, the more they stay insane.


It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too

good either if you speak when your head is empty.


Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.


Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the double lock will keep;

May no brick through the window break,

And, no one rob me till I awake.


Vote Anarchist


Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.

Mark Harrold


The Anarchists' national anthem is an international anthem

that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession

to the tune of "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand up for it,

nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.


People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.


IF Ye Loveth Jesus

Ye Must Kill A Kitten


"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"


The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.


I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons

because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good

for anything, but you still can't help but smile

when you shove them down the stairs.


I can read your mind,

and you should be ashamed of yourself.


If you can survive death,

you can probably survive anything.


If you love someone, let them go,

If they don't come back, Hunt them down and kill them


Big or Small, Short or Tall,

Here's what happens to us all

We go to sleep, We close our eyes

And leave behind a nest of flies


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